Selfie wit da lil sis
shit i get back on tumblr for like two seconds and see this
my life is great and full of hot
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“r u a top or a bottom”
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
literally a regular Tuesday in Florida
haha he looks fucking traumatized
“the nipples just..just came off..”
“Another Florida woman-“
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bobby fucking hill
this is why the monks thought he was a reincarnation of a buddha
(Source: random-tv)
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in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
Yo my mom put out this potted plant on my desk the other day I’m pretty sure it’s weed lmfao
#weed #blaze it #420 #ripped #bong #bongie #smoking weed #legalize it #smoking marijuana #smoking kush #rectum #more weed #15 likes #like this #friends #smoking #mom #really dank #dank #like4like
Hate to burst your bubble, that ain’t weed bro. Just a common green plant.
Haha lmao have you ever even smoked weed? Didn’t think so.
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okay so the funniest thing happened today i was in class and i made this up for notes
